Cure for Bedbugs
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crydeas:

“I should go to the convenient store and buy a package of E.L. Fudge. Then I should eat the E.L. Fudge in one sitting along with a half-gallon of milk, and then lie down with old episodes of NewsRadio on Netflix Instant and snicker and moan, bloated and alone, until I fall asleep.”

For Mike. Will open submissions and co-authoring for anyone who wants in.