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Obvs.

Obvs.

Had to post this trio of responses, two of which are fairly self-explanatory.

As for Tom’s, I think it’s helpful to make this point re: “Baby One More Time” if what you’re doing is basic pop historiography — that song was more of a big-picture turning point (in retrospect) than future iterations of Mecha-Britney, and as far as I know the Neptunes etc. futurist canonization that I ended up responding to and then somewhat (not really) against in the mid-00s didn’t really happen within popcrit until a year or two later but it was very much in response to various turning points in the late 90s (as I liked to say way back when, in 1999 Radio Disney played Britney and Brandy with about equal frequency).  And anyway, the appeal to humanizing the vacuum really reaches its breaking point around 2007, which was the POV from which I was listening to stuff from a few years prior.

Had to post this trio of responses, two of which are fairly self-explanatory.

As for Tom’s, I think it’s helpful to make this point re: “Baby One More Time” if what you’re doing is basic pop historiography — that song was more of a big-picture turning point (in retrospect) than future iterations of Mecha-Britney, and as far as I know the Neptunes etc. futurist canonization that I ended up responding to and then somewhat (not really) against in the mid-00s didn’t really happen within popcrit until a year or two later but it was very much in response to various turning points in the late 90s (as I liked to say way back when, in 1999 Radio Disney played Britney and Brandy with about equal frequency). And anyway, the appeal to humanizing the vacuum really reaches its breaking point around 2007, which was the POV from which I was listening to stuff from a few years prior.

I often went further than Tom does in trying to separate system and artist around teenpop (taking the pilot out of the suit, as it were), and my overstepping, though it did a disservice to genuine pop systems, was useful (to me) as a reminder that it just doesn’t take THAT many people to make a good song. That doesn’t mean that a machine can’t exist around the songwriting process, or that everything contextual to the song isn’t part of the song (it is!) but that you really can do this shit with like one to three people, and those are the people I’m usually interested in, end of story. I always disliked the futurism and formalism of producer-centric pop criticism, was looking for some truth, etc. If Britney-Max-Mecha is one model, Simpson-Shanks-DioGuardi is another one, and ultimately it’s the one I kind of threw my chips into, for better and for worse.

You guys really need to tell me when there’s an excellent stoopid album of lite house with classical music samples in it.

My first thought was, “sigh, of course it is.” My second thought was, “wait, is it?” My third thought was, “yeah, no, right, sigh, of course it is.” My fourth (and most important) thought was “Jessica Hopper is the only other person who thought that Flesh Tone by Kelis was the best album of 2010 so I will automatically read everything she writes until one of us is dead.”

EDIT: Interesting — Kelis was #8 on her P&J ballot but she named it her album of the year in this feature. She reviewed it in three different publications!

inspirationcocoa:

malikdiq:

hadeejasouffle:

Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”

 

the correct answer: “I poppa freaks all the hunnies, dummies, Playboy bunnies those wantin’ money”

That you wouldn’t reply “I poppa” is just…how old are people now?? WHEN DID I AGE

RE: Don’t focus too much on the negative in someone else’s work. Don’t make it your CRUSADE. Spend that effort making your own work better. Make your work the COUNTERARGUMENT to the work you don’t like.

Ronald Wimberly (via leseanthomas)

misinterpreting this by hitting on the “don’t focus” without hearing “too much” after’s gonna be a problem for some folks, i think, but that doesn’t make this less useful advice.

(via aintgotnoladytronblues)

I agree with this — a lot, viscerally anyway — and yet it maddens me to think that the counterargument might not get framed against the original argument, or will be swallowed by the original argument, or just plain lost for no reason in particular. Another drawback of focusing too much on the negative in others’ stuff is that that stuff can become a kind of black hole, allowing no light to actually shine on your own ideas. Or, worse, you MAKE the original argument into a black hole, giving it more power than it deserved in the first place. (LOL do I even know how black holes work? I think I’m just working with a cliche here…)

But it gets simpler than that for me — focusing on others’ wrongness can feel short-term adrenaline-pumping righteous in a way that improving my rightness rarely does, in part because generally I think good thinkers and writers live with a sense of unease (not in a “this might be wrong” sense, necessarily, but certainly in a “this isn’t finished” sense) about the rightness of what they’re saying. Reading good things I’ve written is like sucking air into a cavity. (Reading bad things I’ve written is more like biting my lip in the same goddamn place AGAIN.)

(Of course I usually just take the screenshot, think about posting it, and then wait around for a while before deleting it from my desktop.)

I’ve given up actually responding to things and instead just take screenshots without reading.

I’ve given up actually responding to things and instead just take screenshots without reading.

Would it be a GOOD idea or a TERRIBLE idea to create a Tumblr devoted to highlighting actors in under 10 episodes of The West Wing? (Basically it would be every IMDB page except the twenty or so in more than 10 episodes of The West Wing.)